Bah-Humbug

Twas the week before Christmas

And all thru the crib

I cain't take no pictures

And this is no fib!

My camera is broken and Wal-Mart is out

Of the new one I want....I say with a shout!

My DVR was replaced with Hi-D you see,

Housewives were lost.......no Edie, no Susan, no Bree!

3 seasons of Survivor and Dallas Cowboys no doubt,

Gone, gone, gone.......I truly do poubt!

When all of a sudden there arose such a clatter....

Camryn just realized......so were her Family Matters!

O Laura, o Eddie, o Urkel and Carl,

O joy O joy! As I pretended to snarl!

No pictures, no cards, no Monk and no Jeff,

curse you Kodak easy share and curse you Hi-Def!


And as Forrest Gump would say......"That is all I have to say about that"!